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The Fockers gleefully tell how the heater was broken that winter and the mohel couldn't get "the turtle to come out of its shell." As Gaylord protests, they continue that that is why he ended up with a "semi-circ ... German army helmet." His mother-in-law to be picks a little ring of something out of the scrapbook and says "Don't say you kept his umbilical cord? Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg) is recounting all the penises she slept with while she was promiscuous." Mrs Focker exclaims, "Of course not, that's Greg's foreskin! (Vincent and Yvan are at a football game, ogling woman spectators.) Yvan: Do it for her. The camera shows dozens of faceless torsoes with penises of various sizes, races and hair colours - all intact.Incomplete circumcision can result in phimosis (because of the scar tissue) requiring further treatment. (Yvan and Nathalie are at dinner with their parents. Yvan has been telling his parents that he and Charlotte are living apart.) So how about me? Out of 178 different men I have has sex with 65 were circumcised and 113 were not. When a baby is circumcised a tiny piece of skin is removed, but that tiny piece of skin grows into a really large piece of skin full of delightful nerve endings that protects the head of the penis and keeps it nice and sensitive. Overall, I was floored by Cloppers 2.5-hour tour de force.

(it has two sequels.) A strong-willed woman (Fatoumata Coulibaly) from an African village battles against, and takes great pains to prevent, ritual female circumcision. (pause) Pass me the phone, I'll make the appointment. He goes to drama classes and other students flirt with him. Yvan is talking to Nathalie when Vincent arrives.) Nathalie: Your son is Jewish because his mother is. Heres another image where you can see how without the protection of the foreskin the penis becomes all weathered and hardened. For Elena (Jewish) and James' (gentile) new child, eight days after birth is Thanksgiving.At a banquet, a villain poisons a shellfish buffet causing an outbreak of vomiting. Um, I tend to associate it with Jewish people and we don't have many Jewish people in Europe any more because of... (trails off as they both chuckle.) A young Hindu woman, Meenakshi Iyer (Konkona Sensharma), is travelling on a bus, entrusted to the care of a young supposedly Hindu man, Raja (Rahul Bose). Though Susan insists shes done nothing wrong, Tsurik chastises her She moves back in with her parents.Shortly after, Mortdecai, and his wife are making an escape with their vomiting driver Jock Strapp - yes, the humour is of that level - (Paul Bettany) and Mortdecai says, "At least we didn't eat the shellfish." In the segment called "Truth or Dare", Donald (Stephen Merchant) and Emily (Halle Berry) are on a date together at a Mexican restaurant. The bus is attacked by Hindu estremists looking for Muslims, who they identify by making them drop their pants (revealing that they are circumcised) and kill. In Act Two Tsurik immediately regrets forcing her departure based on circumstantial evidence alone, but he reminds himself that if Susan slept with Zyosha, he will never be able to win her back, quoting Bereshit Rabba (the midrash on Genesis) to the effect that it is hard for a woman who has slept with an uncircumcised man to separate from him.To prove his heterosexuality Nino marries, and at the wedding, the priest (Michel Perron) says: "I have known Nino all his life: I baptised him; I gave him his first communion; and when he hit puberty and started to have certain problems caused by his rapidly increasing, um, size, it was I who advised him to be circumcised." 6. (The film is perceptive about their own sexualities.Ethnic humor came canned and clotted in the sitcom revels of "Mambo Italiano." Cute Eye-talians pig on pasta, slap each other on the side of the head, are freaked by gay offspring, then turn PC as if by remote control. Penis-size is a theme, but none are shown.) The film deliberately includes every stereotype - queens, a fat ferocious lesbian, an ill-hung and hence desperate dwarf, four well-hung blacks, a rich Orthodox Jew - and "Dick-cheese Deepak" an Indian taxi-driver with a "foreskin problem".The issue is talking about it, not having done it, even badly. Before hooking I thought circumcision was a simple disregard of human rights, and a weird old practice of chopping up a perfectly heathy person for non medical reasons without informed consent.A baby's glans is fused to his foreskin and can not be made to come out without force. Nathalie: When they gas six million actresses, then we'll talk. But I had never thought of the effects on full grown men.Over a very tense first meal Mrs Focker whips out her scrapbook of Gaylord's childhood. Rebecca Taylor (Julianne Moore) gives birth to a boy at the same time as Gail Dwyer (Joan Cusak) gives birth to a girl, in spite of the assistance of Dr Kosevich (Robin Williams).She comes () to a picture of a rabbi holding a baby and starts describing Gaylord's bris. Samuel Faulkner (Hugh Grant) and Marty Dwyer (Tom Arnold), the fathers, encounter the doctor outside the nursery. He replies that he has, and they should have a shot together, "but first, I'm just going to circumcise your son," and starts to go into the nursery.It came from Canada (or hell) and has a Catholic priest telling a circumcision joke at a wedding. It has not retracted in five years, and he has not had oral sex for the same time.Gaylord Focker (Ben Stiller) and his bride-to-be and uptight inlaws (Robert De Niro and Blythe Danner) meet Gaylord's sexually liberated parents (Dustin Hoffman and Barbara Streisand) for the first time and stay at their house. One youth gags, the other solves the problem by filling his mouth with vodka, but Deepak's reaction is so intense that he crashes the taxi, becoming Dead Gay Guy #5.