Hola mi amigos, so today I’d like to talk about Nicaragua which is definitely a country for old men.However, this info can easily be used by you younger cats too.Let me start out by saying that the last thing I’m interested in doing here is aiding in the destruction of a country I love by promoting the mongering of 14 year old girls by 60 year old douche bags.So if you are looking for that kinda’ shit I suggest you look elsewhere. They are a poor people but they are not dumb and they refuse to allow Nicaragua to become another Costa Rica (Nicas and Ticos hate each other).This is a good way to internet game all different types of Nicas, rich, poor, doctors, party girls, girls with kids and girls without kids, girls who want marriage and girls who don’t, girls who believe in God and girls who don’t, etc. I would also like to find a girlfriend because I will be in Nicaragua for two years. Of course, if you your Spanish is not very good use google translator to translate whatever it is you decide to write into Spanish.If the girl doesn’t go for character #1 then maybe she’ll fall for character #2. You know how fickle chicks are, all you gotta’ do is say, “I don’t like cats” or some other dumb shit like that and you’re fried, done, no sexo por usted. What I like in a girlfriend is someone who is fun and likes to dance and travel, believes in God and family, and who is honest and loyal and does not cheat. I have found the key to using google translator effectively (and fast when instant messaging) is to open up four windows of it.This is especially true if you keep it on the down low by avoiding public displays of affection.Many older traveling men are operating out of a paradigm of frugality and for this I especially recommend Nicaragua.
You must also pay for the two accounts using two separate pre-paid credit cards (do not use the same card or a card with your real name on it). People who can show me all the best restaurants and clubs in Managua and teach me about Nicaraguan history and culture.
Then you will need three professional quality photographs that fully reveal your vibe but NOT your identity. In addition, the photos should make you look no more than three years younger than you really are because you don’t want to shock a girl with your appearance on the first meet and greet. You want one shot of you in a suit and tie in a five-star environment, one shot of you at your “fake” job (more about this below) and one of you doing something dangerous or exciting like rock climbing, surfing, snowboarding, or flying a plane.
Getting the right photos for LAC can be tricky and time consuming because if the shot is too far away the site will reject it, but if it’s too close someone who knows you could ID you. Don’t forget to compress the files or the photos won’t post.
Again, don’t knock more than three years off of your age unless you really look the age you state.
So state an age you can actually pull off in the full light of day.